my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
there is nothing romantic about
- not knowing you’re beautiful
- loving someone until they learn to love themselves
please stop romanticizing low self esteem.
it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem
it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait.
“you don’t know you’re beautiful and that’s what makes you beautiful” lol
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
Mouth Rushmore
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place.
That was so deep I shit myself
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